One Of A Kind Cards
Uncle Chip's one-of-a kind greeting card line is designed to make your cookie eating experience just a little more scrumptious. Peruse our set stock of cards and mix and match to send the perfect message.
Uncle Chip's cards are designed for anybody, including:
- that fabulous co-worker
- sassy sister
- ex-boyfriend
- current boyfriend
- girl that won't return your phone calls
- crush friend across the country
- brother
- guy at the gym
- girl at the supermarket
- even for good old Mom and Dad!
Holiday Cards
Click here for our selection of Holiday Cards.
Custom Greeting
Want to send a custom greeting? click here.
Sassy Cards
Want to send a card that's a little sassy? click here.
Major Life Events You Shouldn´t Forget
| Happy Birthday! | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Deepest condolences for your loss. | You are not alone. | add to cart |
| Before you start raising that new kid of yours, take a break. | Have a cookie. Congratulations! | add to cart |
| Congratulations on the new baby! | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Having a baby? | Have a cookie. Congratulations! | add to cart |
| Happy Anniversary! | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| The foundation of every good marriage is based on trust, love, and… | Cookies. Looks like I did my part. You two work out the rest. | add to cart |
| Getting married? | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You don't live with your parents anymore! | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You moved! | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You graduated! | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| I'm sorry this is so tardy. It's not my fault I swear. | Happy Birthday! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Birthday? | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Birthday? Cookie? | Birthday cookie. | add to cart |
| Home is where the cookies are. | Welcome home! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
Thank You
| Thank you. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| I know that putting up with me is no walk in the park. | Thank you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| I don't know how to thank you. | I just hope that you like cookies. | add to cart |
Get Well
| Take two and call me in the morning. | I promise you'll feel better. | add to cart |
| You're one tough cookie all right. Hang in there. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Irritable? Constipated? Congested? | Have a cookie. I promise you'll feel better. | add to cart |
| Consider this your personal invitation to feel just a little bit better. | Have a cookie….feel better. | add to cart |
| When nothing else will make you feel better, there are always cookies. | Have a cookie. Feel Better. | add to cart |
| A little comfort food to comfort you. | Feel better. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
Mushy
| I love you. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Cookies for you because apparently my location doesn't exactly "work" with yours. That doesn't mean I don't miss you. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Cookies for you because apparently my location doesn't exactly "work" with yours. That doesn't mean I don't miss you. | I love you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| A good cookie. Better than a good shoulder to cry on? Not a chance. | I love you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| A good cookie. Better than a good shoulder to cry on? Not a chance. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| A good cookie. Better than a good friend? Not a chance. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Cookies are good. Steak is good. Corn dogs are good. But you are fabulous. | I love you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Cookies are good. Steak is good. Corn dogs are good. But you are fabulous. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| No, Barb it won't go straight to your ass. It's supposed to go straight to your heart. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| No, Barb it won't go straight to your ass. It's supposed to go straight to your heart. | I love you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Wanna know the one thing I love more than a chocolate chip cookie? | You! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Wanna know the one thing I love more than a chocolate chip cookie? | You! I love you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| I miss you. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You float my boat. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Love is what you'll get from me. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You're the one I wanted to find. | I love you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You're the one I wanted to find. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| I miss your face. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
Hello Mother, Hello Father
| You had kids and they're not even screwed up! Congratulations. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Dad, your son finally got a job. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Mom and Dad, your daughter finally got a job. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Mom, your daughter finally got a job. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Dad, your daughter finally got a job. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Mom and Dad, your son finally graduated. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Mom, your son finally graduated. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Dad, your son finally graduated. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Mom and Dad, your daughter finally graduated. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Mom, your daughter finally graduated. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Mom, your son finally got a job. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Mom and Dad, your son finally got a job. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Look Mom! I made these all by myself! | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Look Mom! I made these all by myself! | I love you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Look Mom! I made these all by myself! | Thanks for everything! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Look Dad! I made these all by myself! | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Look Dad! I made these all by myself! | I love you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Look Dad! I made these all by myself! | Thanks for everything! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Look Mom! Look Dad! I made these all by myself! | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Look Mom! Look Dad! I made these all by myself! | I love you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Look Mom! Look Dad! I made these all by myself! | Thanks for everything! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Dear Dad, your daughter finally graduated. | Congratulations! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
Just Because
| Would you believe me if I told you that I made these myself? | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Pretending to be happy doesn't make you happy. And pretending to be smart doesn't make you smart. Kind of like how pretending to be on a diet doesn't mean that I believe you when you tell me you're going to eat just half of that cookie. | Have a cookie. A whole one. You deserve it. | add to cart |
| Because baking them yourself just isn't the same. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Irresistible? Indeed. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Saucy? Or gooey? Spicy? Or sweet? Just plain irresistible? Indeed. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You are sassy, sexy, and absolutely fabulous in every way. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Foxy ladies deserve the finer things in life. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| It won't make you drunk, but it will make you happy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| There aint' nothing wrong with a little soul, a little get down, a little funk. And there's nothing wrong with a chocolate chip cookie. | Get down. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Thankfully Barb stopped twitching after going all morning without her usual chocolate fix. | Have a cookie. You'll feel better, I promise. | add to cart |
| I didn't send you this card to be polite. Or to be sassy. Or to be funny. | I just want you to have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You can thank me later. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Have a cookie. | You can thank me later. | add to cart |
| Dream more. Work less. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Cut yourself some slack. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Don't get mad. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Instead of considering career moves. And gas prices. And whether or not it's going to rain today. | Just have a cookie. | add to cart |
| I swear I'll turn this car around if you don't stop bickering back there! | Just shut up and have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Better than a bad romance novel at the beach. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| People who wear chains, ride motorcycles and listen to hard rock really know how to keep it real. | Kind of like people who eat chocolate chip cookies. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
Go Get' em
| This kid's gonna be all right after all. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Go get em'. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Good thoughts. We are thinking only good thoughts. | We're all behind you. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| What's your major malfunction? | You probably just need a cookie. | add to cart |
| Cookies don't judge you. But I will. | Get it together. You can do it! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You can do it! | Good luck! Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Good luck! | I'm with you all the way. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| Good luck! | We're with you all the way. Have a cookie. | add to cart |
Trendy Cards
| You liked hanging out with me before it was the cool thing to do. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You liked spray tanning before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You worked out before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You liked eating burritos and other tex-mex delights before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You popped your collar before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You liked working too much before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You liked chocolate chip cookies before they were trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You liked ugly sunglasses before they were trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You spoke Spanish before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You made fun of mullets before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You liked yoga before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You quit smoking before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You liked hanging out with me before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You were a stay at home mom before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You were a stay at home dad before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You were a law student before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You were a med student before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You were a hipster before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You liked overpriced coffee before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You liked name brand water before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |
| You were unemployed before it was trendy. | Have a cookie. | add to cart |